Two men sit down for lunch in the office cafeteria.
"Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?" one asked.
"He got this harebrained notion he was going to build a new kind of car" his coworker replied.
"How was he going to to it?"
"He took an engine from a Pontiac, tires from a Chevy, seats from a Lincoln, hubcaps from a Caddy and, well, you get the idea."
"So what did he end up with?"
"Ten years in prison."
【参考中文翻译】
有两个人坐在办公大楼的自助餐厅里吃中餐。
“喂，发薪名单里怎么没有彼特，他到底是怎么了？”其中一人问道。
“他想要打造一种新的车款，不过想法太轻率了。”他的同事回答。
“他干了什么事？”
“他把庞蒂克的引擎、雪佛兰的轮胎、林肯的座椅、开迪的轮轴盖拼凑在一起，知道了吧？”
“那结果怎样?”
“要吃十年牢饭。”
