Steve Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Steve Wonder says:"How's the golf?"
Woods replies:"Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I've got that right now."
Stevie Wonder says:"I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it.
Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
Tiger Woods says:"You play golf?"
Stevie Wonder says:"Oh, yes, I've been playing for many years."
And Woods says:"But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?"
Wonder replies:"I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play towards him."
"Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."
Woods asks:"What's your handicap?"
Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer. We've got to paly a round sometime."
Woods says,"Ok, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?"
Stevie says, "Pick a night!"
【参考中文翻译】
史提夫·汪达和老虎·伍兹在酒吧里聊天。史提夫·汪达说：“最近高尔夫打得怎么样啊？”
伍兹回答：“还可以，最近挥杆是有点不顺，但我想问题已经克服了。”
史提夫说：“我发现每次我只要挥杆不顺，最好就是休息一阵子什么都不要想，
等下回打球时，就什么问题都没了。”
老虎·伍兹说：“你也打高尔夫？”
史提夫·汪达说：“是啊，我打了好多年了。”
伍兹说：“可是你不是失明了吗？眼睛看不见怎么打高尔夫呢？”
汪达回答：“我叫我的球童站在球道中央然后叫我，我便听着他嗓子传来的声音，把球朝他的方向打。”
“等球落地后，球童便移动到果岭或是球道更远的地方，我再把球朝他声音的方向打。”
伍兹问：“你什么方面差点？”
史提夫说：“我是零差点球员。改天来打场球吧。”
伍兹说：“好啊，我很乐意。你觉得什么时间比较好”
史提夫说：“选一天晚上吧！”
